Hello Kitty Hella Sicky
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Hello Hello Kitty Friends,
Hello Kitty here writing to you from the Mission Pet Hospital. It's hard for me to admit it, but it turns out that behind my badass tomcat persona, I'm actually quite delicate.
For the past week or so, I haven't been able to do one of my favorite things -- dirty up my litter box -- cause I'm all blocked up. This has also really gotten in the way of my training for the world championship butter-eating contest.
The vet says if I'm to return to top form I'll need to spend some time in the hospital and even get surgery. Turns out that costs something called money.
I don't have any money because I've always used my charm and good looks to get everything for free (you try getting an apartment in SF for free!). Well this vet just isn't falling for it. I asked my mom for money but she says she's just a teacher. I said "Get a job at Google, Mom. We could even ride the Google bus to the vet" but she says she's busy inspiring the youth of America. What about the cats of America?
Long story short, she's forced me to stoop to this plebian level of begging for money. I hate to do it but I'd really love to make it to this weekend. I hear it's Hardly Strictly weekend -- is that band String Cheese Incident playing again? I had a string cheese incident once too.
Okay meows and purrs,
Your forever pillow pet,
Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty here writing to you from the Mission Pet Hospital. It's hard for me to admit it, but it turns out that behind my badass tomcat persona, I'm actually quite delicate.
For the past week or so, I haven't been able to do one of my favorite things -- dirty up my litter box -- cause I'm all blocked up. This has also really gotten in the way of my training for the world championship butter-eating contest.
The vet says if I'm to return to top form I'll need to spend some time in the hospital and even get surgery. Turns out that costs something called money.
I don't have any money because I've always used my charm and good looks to get everything for free (you try getting an apartment in SF for free!). Well this vet just isn't falling for it. I asked my mom for money but she says she's just a teacher. I said "Get a job at Google, Mom. We could even ride the Google bus to the vet" but she says she's busy inspiring the youth of America. What about the cats of America?
Long story short, she's forced me to stoop to this plebian level of begging for money. I hate to do it but I'd really love to make it to this weekend. I hear it's Hardly Strictly weekend -- is that band String Cheese Incident playing again? I had a string cheese incident once too.
Okay meows and purrs,
Your forever pillow pet,
Hello Kitty
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Marloes Sijstermans
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