"REPLACE BICYCLE STOLEN FROM SINGLE MOM"

Some cold blooded bastard stole a bicycle from this single mom and her baby in Portland. She's a grad student, so she doesn't have money to replace it. That's where we step in and buy the bike for them. Of course, we're talking a bike nice enough that it won't break down right away, a lock, and some fenders and stuff. Can't say no to those faces? Sweet! Let's do it!